They can all be found in the TRAILER PARK BOYS BOARD GAME!
http://trailerparkboysgame.com/
I just happened to stumble accross this like 5 minutes ago while sitting here pretending to do work. As a massive fan of board games, TPB the show, and large bags of grass, I thought I would share this amazing find. Hopefully there are others on this forum who share my comedic sensibilities.
I am 99% positive there is a card for the Samsquanch. And the kitties.