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One of the mods?


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1 mod =/= a Kregg


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The mods with their powers combined?


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Matchstickman wrote:

So who's in charge now that Christopher and Craig are off, do we have a Community Underlord?

Craig is off even when he's here. Why should things be different?

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Craig is off even when he's here. Why should things be different?

I'm glad someone else said this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Powerhound_2000 wrote:

The mods with their powers combined?

Wisdom! Courage! Knowledge! Pedantry! Free Time!

 

By your powers combined I'm Captain Modder.

 

Captain Modder, he's our hero

Reducing bad behavior down to zero

 

The Power isn't yours.


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That should be the signature of the mods from now on.  


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I finally caused a thread to split. I feel like I've entered a prestigious club.


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Frankly, I'm surpised they waited as long as they did.  


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We got too off topic for the off topic thread in the off topic forum?

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Actually, you got too on-topic. Over 50 straight posts on the same topic.


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I think the power to split threads just went to someone's head...


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Just?


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Just as in "it is not a complex explanation", not just as in "at this particular moment".

 

Either way, I conceded that you are not a horrible mutant and have a head, be grateful for small concessions.


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I don't know. A figurative head for power to rush to is VERY different to an actual head.


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Yeah, well, like that's just your opinion man.

Who likes tacos?

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Double post likes tacos!

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I'm reminded of a recent Chipotle promotion...


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Five dollar, five dollar footlong. That's Chipotle, right?


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Nielzabub wrote:

Five dollar, five dollar footlong. That's Chipotle, right?

Nope. That's White Castle.


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I thought White Castle was associated with digestive system Spring Cleaning. 


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No, you were thinking of McTaco King


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Pydro wrote:

So cute.

It's random.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Ask me by saying "I like Pie" in this thread


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I was cleaning up my room today, and I discovered a book that I didn't know I had. It's called Animal Faces by Akira Satoh and Kyoko Toda. This is one of the pages in it, and is fairly representative of the book as a whole.

 

The animals included are the Gorilla, Camel, Lesser Panda, Elephant, Seal, Rhinoceros, Otter, Polar Bear, Raccoon Dog, Tapir, Goat, Orangutan, Tiger, Kangaroo, Hippopotamus, Asiatic Black Bear, Chimpanzee, Giraffe, Wolf, Fox, Zebra, Raccoon, Lion, and Japanese Monkey.


Also the author and photographer. They probably don't count, but their pictures are in the book.


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I like Pie


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Pydro wrote:

I like Pie

My favorite type is probably French Silk. Apple is a close second


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What a coincidence, so do I!

The 4 different ghosts in Pac-Man have different programming, the picture is showing the orange ghost/octopus, Clyde was programmed to move randomly


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VisforYoshi wrote:
Pydro wrote:
I like Pie

My favorite type is probably French Silk. Apple is a close second

Silk pie? That doesn't sound so tasty.

My vote is for the savoury pie. My mum makes a mean meat (stewed steak) and potato, but I'm a big fan of chicken pies too.


Just assume I'm always doing that.

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Silk pie? That doesn't sound so tasty.

I can't tell if you are serious or just making a joke. If it's the former, French Silk pie is a type of chocolate pie


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I've never heard of silk pie. That's a very...weird-sounding name, lol.

I like apple pie :). If we're talking non-sweet then I'll go with chicken. Om nom nom :D.


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Can't go wrong with a good pot pie


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You can if you try to eat the pot as well.


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Or if you eat it while it's still too hot, I suppose. I've burnt the roof of my mouth on one of those before, and it's painful


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Pies are nice but I do like a good steak and kidney pudding.


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VisforYoshi wrote:

Or if you eat it while it's still too hot, I suppose. I've burnt the roof of my mouth on one of those before, and it's painful

 

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his pie before it was cool.

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phantaskippy wrote:

 

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Or if you eat it while it's still too hot, I suppose. I've burnt the roof of my mouth on one of those before, and it's painful

 

 Why did the hipster burn his mouth?He ate his pie before it was cool.

No. I'm just impatient, I want to eat my food ASAP, so I usually end up eating it while it's too hot


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No. I'm just impatient, I want to eat my food ASAP, so I usually end up eating it while it's too hot

How does that work with frozen foods? Do you eat them like an ice lolly?


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Matchstickman wrote:

 

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No. I'm just impatient, I want to eat my food ASAP, so I usually end up eating it while it's too hot

 

How does that work with frozen foods? Do you eat them like an ice lolly?

I usually end up killing the time with videogames. The problem is if I do that with hot foods, it gets too cold and then I don't feel like rewarming it


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Damnit! Someone left the gate open and Ronway escaped again!


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LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Huh?

*walks into door while looking back*


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In best Nelson Muntz impression "HA HA!"


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Don't forget to add the extra second.


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Huh?

*walks into door while looking for the second*


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Venus and Jupiter are supposed to be the closet they can get tonight. If you happen to be outside, try to take a look, they should look like a double-star with the naked eye.


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Huh?

*walks into sun while trying to see Venus and Jupiter*


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Maybe if you run, you won't walk into so many things.


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I'd like to but these rain clouds are in the way.  


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Powerhound_2000 wrote:

I'd like to but these rain clouds are in the way.  

Rain clouds?  Can you send them to us poor fellows in California?

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