Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
These pun threads are a STING ray of light in my otherwise dreary existence.
Fixed that for you
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
I sing in choirs, and am often asked to sing religious music. I'm cool with this despite my atheism, since I figure pop singers aren't usually singing literal personal truth either. I'm pretty sure that Kylie Minogue has never been murdered by Nick Cage. Acting is part of singing.
But I sometimes amuse myself by substituting "cod" for "God". No one can tell, and it pleases me in an extremely childish way.
I want to share a secret.I sing in choirs, and am often asked to sing religious music. I'm cool with this despite my atheism, since I figure pop singers aren't usually singing literal personal truth either. I'm pretty sure that Kylie Minogue has never been murdered by Nick Cage. Acting is part of singing.But I sometimes amuse myself by substituting "cod" for "God". No one can tell, and it pleases me in an extremely childish way.Doesnt really work in Latin though.
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
Not terribly exciting, it was at a book signing. He's a really nice guy.
I'm just unnecessarily proud to have shaken the hand of one of the Pythons. Incidentally he was born about 10 miles away from my home town.
I'm also boastful that I've had a drink with Craig Charles (Lister from Red Dwarf), who signed my breast (his idea). Also a nice guy, very funny and friendly.
Please don't fish for puns
This is neither the time not the plaice for sea-related puns.
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
There is always a time and place for fishing.
High noon, middle of the desert?
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
On the other hand, phishing should never be encouraged.
And if you only fish for very short periods of time, all you'll catch is microfiche.
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
Who needs fish when you have ghoti.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Set a man on fish, and you feed him for the rest of his life.
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he can eat for weeks!*
*Assuming an appropriately large man and an appropriately small fish. Because explaining jokes makes them funnier.
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Damn it, Ronway!
Give a whale a man, and he'll end up with a throat. But you must particularly remember the suspenders!
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
I see we got split from the main fish.
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Damn it, Ronway!
This makes me very...
(Octo)pissed off. Ha! You thought I was going to say 'Crabby', didn't you!
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
The mods are very effishient like that.
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Damn it, Ronway!
Something fishy is going on here. On a very grand scale. Don't think I don't sea what's going on in here.
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You gotta know when to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em,
Know when to hold fast
And when to turn loose!
These pun threads are a ray of light in my otherwise dreary existence.
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
Oh, angling for the subtle puns, are we?
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
Fixed that for you
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Not all rays are stingrays, y'know, and I like my puns subtle. Still, it's fun to discus fish!
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Damn it, Ronway!
Also fun to eat fish.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
And even more fun to cat fish!
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
No eye-deer!
Oh wait. Wrong joke.
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
Visually impaired?
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Damn it, Ronway!
Well you wouldn't call them a See bass.
Fsh
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Winner!
A Milkless non-Aquatic interloper that needs to find its own thread.
Talk about your Udder Failures.
A cow?
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Damn it, Ronway!
Winner!
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Oh my Cod. Aren't you guys fin-ished yet?
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Damn it, Ronway!
It's spelled cow, but it's pronounced. . .
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
Hehe
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.
-Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
Funny joke, that is 1.
I want to share a secret.
I sing in choirs, and am often asked to sing religious music. I'm cool with this despite my atheism, since I figure pop singers aren't usually singing literal personal truth either. I'm pretty sure that Kylie Minogue has never been murdered by Nick Cage. Acting is part of singing.
But I sometimes amuse myself by substituting "cod" for "God". No one can tell, and it pleases me in an extremely childish way.
Doesnt really work in Latin though.
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
Throat-warbler Mangrove.
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
This joke never grows old. Quite often someone says something serious and I laugh, and they have no clue it's because I'm imagining this joke.
I know, I love this one. Did I ever tell you I met Michael Palin?
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Damn it, Ronway!
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
I loved Micheal Palin's around the world in 80 days, that was a great show. How did you meet him?
Not terribly exciting, it was at a book signing. He's a really nice guy.
I'm just unnecessarily proud to have shaken the hand of one of the Pythons. Incidentally he was born about 10 miles away from my home town.
I'm also boastful that I've had a drink with Craig Charles (Lister from Red Dwarf), who signed my breast (his idea). Also a nice guy, very funny and friendly.
Just assume I'm always doing that.
Damn it, Ronway!
My dad's friend and bandmate wrote Every Sperm is Sacred...
“You gotta have blue hair."
-Reckless