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Samething we do every night Pinky, go down to the gentleman's club and think about where our life went wrong.

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I could never figure out which was the genius and which was insane...


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We're all a little mad sometimes...

 


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I could never figure out which was the genius and which was insane...


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Huh.

Weird.

That came out exactly the same as last time...


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Ah, a classic there Rabit.


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Plague Rat just played 15 cards on his turn, needless to say we did not survive the round.


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That's happened to me once. We were close to winning too. Freaking Shadowy Ambush.


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If I have 5 apples, and Ronway takes 3 apples, how do I get them back?


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It's not a guarentee, but offering chocolate in exhange might work. Ronway may end up taking all instead.

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It involves a rubberband; a large, electric fan; a small, convex mirror; and a cup of tea (the tea doesn't actually matter).

And that guy's eye.

 

 

EDIT: Damnit, Ronway!

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Rabit wrote:

It involves a rubberband; a large, electric fan; a small, convex mirror; and a cup of tea (the tea doesn't actually matter).And that guy's eye. 

You don't need that guy's eye.


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My answer involves sucker punching his character, so I already have your apples Pydro.

As I am to invent a time machine (per Ronway's recent revelation) I actually have already gone back in time and intend to plant the seeds from those apples to grow the tree that those self-same apples came from originally!

You're welcome to your delicious paradox apples, though you may find you collapse from hunger if you eat too many.


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What about the leg?


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My answer involves sucker punching his character, so I already have your apples Pydro.

Sucker Punch is discard fodder. Nobody would ever use Wrathful Gaze! Especially every turn!


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Pydro, you have insulted Tachyon's deck. For your transgressions I fine you two apples.

Now you have none.


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But I liked them apples!


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Then you should have set a maths problem about bananas instead.


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I have 5 bananas, and Matchstickman takes 3. How do I get them back?


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Ah crappit!

I should have been typing in pirate all day today.

...

Yarr sad


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Ye be asking him for them back, he be a hating on them thar yellowed fruits.


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Cowaaaarrrrrds?


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What did the pirate hit in golf?

Parrrrrrrrrrrrr!


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*Bwah!*

Call the police! I'm surrounded by pirates!


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At least one of them us a time-travelling pirate.


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Has anyone ever read the classic novel A Tale of Two Ronways?


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A tale? Ronway is too awesome just to have a single tale. Here you are trying to fit two Ronway's into a single tale, shame on you.

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"It was the best of Ronway, it was the worst of Ronway."

 

Classic.

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I prefer the novels of Ernest Hemmingronway.


Just assume I'm always doing that.

Damn it, Ronway!

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"Fear and Ronway in Las Vegas," was alright, but I felt it was a bit overplayed.

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Ronway and Juliet was my favourite, but only because Ronway is too involved with his Sentinels game to see that Juliet is in love with him, she fakes her own death and he doesn't even look up!


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Matchstickman wrote:

Ronway and Juliet was my favourite, but only because Ronway is too involved with his Sentinels game to see that Juliet is in love with him, she fakes her own death and he doesn't even look up!

Worst part is Ronway finding out she doesn't even have incap abilities.

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I really need someone to create Sentinels-themed clothing for the Sims 3.

Hmm. I was considering creating a Let's Play series for the Sims where I make short videos or photo albums or something, and basically crowd-source all the important decisions via some kind of poll or vote. I kind of want to Ronway this.

Like, here's Ronway Theawesome! He wants to become a career criminal. Should we let him do that, or force him to teach innocent children for a living? He wants to kiss his new lovely girlfriend - shall we indulge him or make him flirt with his boss instead? He needs to pee, should we lock the bathroom door so he's forced to wet himself?

Hours of fun, right?


Just assume I'm always doing that.

Damn it, Ronway!

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

 

Stuff

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No, no, no...

 

Schtuph.


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Stuff's overrated.

Oh wait, not it's not.

Waiting's overrated.


Just assume I'm always doing that.

Damn it, Ronway!

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Last night we had two terrbile games of Sentinels of the Multiverse (terrible because we were stomped), first against Kismet. It was the first time I lost to Kismet in quite some time, so that was nice. We also had trouble flipping her thanks to the Environment's ability to keep flipping the Talisman back, so yeah...

The second match was against Cosmic Omnitron, who plays like 6 drones in a single turn, ouchies! Also, NightMist killed everybody! Woo!

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Those Dark Watch.  So destructive to allied property.  Except Expatriette.  She just turns a blind eye to what her teammates are doing.


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She's not a patch on her mother.


Just assume I'm always doing that.

Damn it, Ronway!

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It's quieter than a quiet man's quiet bits in here tonight.

 

hello...?


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Damn it, Ronway!

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Who said that?!


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Did you know that Ronway has been struggling with knowing if he actually wants to have favorite heroes in Sentinels of the Multiverse? He's been thinking that the only reason he has favorite ones is due to the fact he cannot accept the fact that it's impossible to enjoy so many heroes equally.

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What about least favorite?


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There is no such thing as least favorite, they are all too awesome to be the least of anything. 

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I don't know, that cursed Acolyte just seems kind of jerk.

He's my least favorite.

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Bu the's not a hero, he's just some horrible turd of an individual who's part of Gloomy's cult so he doesn't even count...and I bet he smells funny too, hanging around with all those zombies, ick! ;)


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I bet his mother's ashamed of him.


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Damn it, Ronway!

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Ameena wrote:

Bu the's not a hero, he's just some horrible turd of an individual who's part of Gloomy's cult so he doesn't even count...and I bet he smells funny too, hanging around with all those zombies, ick! ;)

Wait.

Gloomweaver isn't a hero?

*Mind Blown*

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It is.

The whole point of Gloomweaver's deck is to root out the traitorous Cultist and put those relics in the correct recycling bin.


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Quiteness is sad.

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