So, I've been poring over some tomes, and I came across a version of famous anti-Gloom propaganda song "Don't Worry, Be Happy," but with the lyrics reversed and the song transformed into a minor key:
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I much prefer Adam's Gloomweaver which goes as such:
Gloomweaver, he's the man with a flaming head.
Gloomweaver, he'll raise the dead.
His name is Sephiroth but his friends call him Sephie.