One of my twitter peeps posted this earlier today and it cracked me up! (It has swears, so don't check it at work I guess if your work is super uptight.)
http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/pter/
Stupid Pterodactyls!
I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself.
I take the words. I scatter them in time... and space.
A message to lead myself here.
For those at work dying to know what it is, it's an image of a pterodactyl picking up a car. The text below reads "flapsteaking pterodactyls", except without flapsteak as the word choice.
See the way my body's glowing? Yeah, a lot of people can't do that.
Flapsteaking? Really? I think I'm going to start saying that now.
"Your goodness must have some edge to it — else it is none."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
That's awesome!
The shirt or flapsteaking? Because they were both pretty great in my opinion.
Poop can wait, Time Crisis is now!
My girlfriend didn't get it, and I realized she had never encountered Insula Primalis' winged menace.
Should the need arise, I've got a whole slew of Western-themed vulgarity replacements...
See the way my body's glowing? Yeah, a lot of people can't do that.
A few message board applications I know have a word replacement option, where if one word is typed in a message, it is automatically replaced with a defined replacement word. Maybe you could add those words, without saying which words will be replaced, of course.
Do good, I? No! Evil anon I deliver, I maim nine more hero men in Miami, sanitary sword a-tuck, carol I. Lo! Rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero men in Saginaw. Reviled I, Nona, live on. I do... o, God!
This is what you get when you find a stranger in the Alps.
This is what happens when you feed his children scrambled eggs!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2726955/big_lebowski_dude_do_you_see_what_...
See the way my body's glowing? Yeah, a lot of people can't do that.
I haven't played on Insula Primalis yet, but now I'm afraid to do so...
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
And well you should be... :o
"See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart." - Mal
Unicode U+24BD gets us Ⓗ. (Thanks, Godai!)
It might be my favorite environment, actually. I like dinosaurs a lot.
Insula Primalis and Atlantis are my favourite environments, mostly because dinosaurs and krakens leaping out of the woodwork is a good time, as far as I'm concerned :)
“Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.” ~Obi-Wan Kenobi
Official note: this is no "woodwork" in Atlantis.
"Your goodness must have some edge to it — else it is none."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Especially if you like to play a Hero who relies on equipment. Absolute Zero must hate the flying menace.